spar-kie:

wrexingdrew:

regbian:

clownings:

worldsworstfather:

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

alignment chart

snoozyboyy:

she’s a brick

tim-official:

i’m starting to lose my fucking mind and grainy old pictures of bad apartments are taking on the qualities of fine wines. look at this fucking bathroom photo and how every object in the shot is somehow half-cropped out of the frame it’s like an anti-renaissance painting and you would have to consciously try to take a photo that communicated any less information about the bathroom of this apartment

uss-edsall:

uss-edsall:

I wish “repeatedly baffled Christendom by continuing to live” existed in a different context than the horrifying result of inbreeding Spanish royalty for centuries, because, honestly, same

verycooltrash:

thoroughbreds2017:

woman: *sitting on toilet, is peeing. you can hear her peeing* 

the director:

rockcubes:

looney-context:

Me when some bitch who tries to cut me off going 100mph gets caught behind a Honda Odyssey

tony-pepperony:

Me, age 7: what do you mean a midnight snack? You mean you woke up at MIDNIGHT just to eat??? That’s so weird!

Me, 18, making a fruit salad at 2 in the morning: h

lesbiskammerat:

me reading any text with more than 1 sentence

01101010-01100100:

me: no one understands me

me also: behaves unintelligibly

manic:

DGRFEVFBVFVFBVGFB G

tragicdeath:

when i catch my cat eating plastic

jessafer94:

out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.